we're blogging at a bar
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Please don't give away my fajitas
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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