smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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