dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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