My brain says no but my pants say off.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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