sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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