dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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