i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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