Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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