We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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