so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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