Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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