come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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