Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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