dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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