Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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