This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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