only if we run a train.
done.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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