Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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