um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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