you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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