Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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