I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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