I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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