I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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