No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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