My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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