Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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