and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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