I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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