Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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