Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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