Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
