In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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