Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just cut my nipple shaving
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Randomize
