speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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