I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
whose ass print is on the piano?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
that may or may not have been my penis.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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