Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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