i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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