This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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