found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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