So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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