Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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