And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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