Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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