you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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