ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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