I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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