I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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