Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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