'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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