He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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