can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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