Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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