you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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