i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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