Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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